Obituary Of A Bug

Fiction By Alecia // 3/12/2009

Once again I bring you sad news. A death has occurred. But perhaps I should return to the life of this dear creature.
He was a very happy being. Always bright and cherry. He lived his life in a very relaxed manner, never worried about a thing. This bug may have been the happiest creature you will ever hear of.
This little blue and yellow bug was loved by every other bug who knew him. His name was David.
David's life, (as I have already said) consisted of very little. He flew about talking to everyone he met making them all very happy.
One day While talking to a fellow bug everything went black. He saw an extremely bright light, and felt very cold. Then once again everything went black.
This, my dear friends, is where you came in. David's was the death..
While talking and making people happy a car ran into him. (Thus the reason he felt very cold. The car was going at least 70. The bright light was the reflection of the window)
His tragic death was untimely, for he was in the prime of his life.
Though it grieves me deeply to speak of the matter I felt you must know.
We will all grieve his death, but we must move on.

Comments

He he he!!!1 I seem to

He he he!!!1 I seem to remember this. Poor David, to have his short life shortened even more by his cruel author:)
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"It's King Edmund, actually. Just King though. Peter's the High King. I know, it's confusing."--Edmund Pevensie

Ariel | Thu, 03/12/2009

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"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it." -- Herman Melville

Yes. He no longer speaks to

Yes. He no longer speaks to me *sniff sniff* I feel so bad.

Alecia | Fri, 03/13/2009

It awoke with a shrill shreak that can be trnaslated "How dare you leave me in this bed, when I am asleep and helpless?" My sister

"Some particles of air must

"Some particles of air must be denser than other ones..."
Sorry, that's a Brad Stine (Stein?) quote. I just happened to think of it. I know it makes no sense out of context...
Funny, very funny!
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Chaos.
Panic.
Disorder.
My work here is done.

Anna | Fri, 03/13/2009

I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief

Ok that's completely random,

Ok that's completely random, but it makes me laugh. So you're forgiven.

"This is most inconvenient, as I have swarn to loath him for all eterinty". Lizzy Pride and Prejugdice

Alecia | Fri, 03/13/2009

It awoke with a shrill shreak that can be trnaslated "How dare you leave me in this bed, when I am asleep and helpless?" My sister

:) He's a comedian... That

:)
He's a comedian... That sentence is from a part where he's discussing bugs in heaven after they died slamming into a windshield or something... so it wasn't UTTERLY random. :D
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Chaos.
Panic.
Disorder.
My work here is done.

Anna | Sat, 03/14/2009

I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief

Hee hee. That's sounds

Hee hee. That's sounds funny. I'll look him up on youtube. Sorry I forgot to sign in.
Alecia

Anonymous | Sat, 03/14/2009

I just watched him....That's

I just watched him....That's really funny...

"This is most inconvenient, as I have swarn to loath him for all eterinty". Elizabeth Pride and Prejugdice

Alecia | Sat, 03/14/2009

It awoke with a shrill shreak that can be trnaslated "How dare you leave me in this bed, when I am asleep and helpless?" My sister

Poor David :(

My favorite part of it was "We will all grieve his death, but we must move on." That is the funniest obituary I've ever read!

Hannah | Mon, 03/16/2009

Hee hee. Glad you liked it.

Hee hee. Glad you liked it. I feel sorry about David.

"This is most inconvenient, as I have swarn to loath him for all eterinty". Elizabeth Pride and Prejudice

Alecia | Mon, 03/16/2009

It awoke with a shrill shreak that can be trnaslated "How dare you leave me in this bed, when I am asleep and helpless?" My sister

David, rest in peace.

David, rest in peace.

Sarah Bethany | Fri, 04/10/2009

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