Tribute to Candy Corn

A Poem By Bridget // 3/30/2009

A tribute to you, oh candy corn.

You assail my nostrils as the bag is torn.

You yellow my teeth, you fatten my waist.

Yet I live with it all for your wonderful taste.

From tip to your top, you are a beautiful thing.

You make my heart race, you make my mouth sing.

Before you, I cried, but I no longer mourn,

With you by my side, my sweet candy corn.

Comments

This is the weirdest,

This is the weirdest, insanest, most demented poem I have ever written. I don't know what possessed me to post it. I only hope the judge will let me plead insanity for this.

"Wait a minute. Wait a minute, I am just about to be brilliant." - Cosmo, from Singing In The Rain

Bridget | Fri, 04/03/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

......

Hmmm...this is demented! But in a good way, not a bad way.

I also love candy corn. Have you ever noticed that the white tips taste the best? I like to break them into the separate colors and eat them separately...it's more fun that way.

Annabel | Thu, 07/16/2009

i like to hold three or four

i like to hold three or four pieces in my fingers and bunch them up like a real ear of corn and then eat them from the top down.  It's very messy.  I also like the yellow parts best... mmm.

Bridget

Anonymous | Thu, 07/16/2009

Ooh!! Me too!  Just because

Ooh!! Me too!  Just because it's demented doesn't mean I don't love it.

Keri | Thu, 07/16/2009

Annabel: I actually take a

Annabel: I actually take a few pieces and bunch them up in my fingers like a real cob of corn, and then eat them all at once starting with the yellow.  Yellow tastes best in my opinion.  I'm a very messy eater! 

Keri T.: You mean you love it because it's demented, right? ;-)

Bridget | Fri, 07/17/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

 I'm not quite certain how

 I'm not quite certain how both of those got posted...

Bridget | Sat, 07/18/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

Navigation

User login

Please read this before creating a new account.