In the Land of Never Almost

A Poem By Heather // 3/13/2009

I had a dream, it would seem
To be of Never-Almost, a land far and wide
It has blue grass, green sky, a Festival of Apple Pie
And the ocean turns purple at high tide.
The people there wear their hair
In the funniest, strangest, weirdest style
A cockatoo perch in one, mushrooms growing in some
One little man had curls piled on, I’m sure they reached a mile!
The Festival that I’ve mentioned before is held on the long north shore
Of the murkiest beach in the biggest town
While they act like slobs, apples are bobbed
They take extra care so as not to drown
Then mercy me, what a sight to see!
They have gladiator fights with whipped cream
And the night is finished up, when they decide to sup
The whole lot of them on a gigantic Pie a` la` Apple Dream
None of them work, they just play Cork
A funny little game with air guns
They race up and down, all over the town
And don’t hesitate to shoot their mums!
I’d be an oddity and a giant commodity
In the strange little land of Never-Almost
Because everyone there, beside their hair
Is the size of postage stamp toast
The animals are so big, a family of ten rides a pig
And cheetahs are deemed very flawed
They run so extraordinarily fast, that they’re back before a blink has passed
And therefore cheetahs are also outlawed.
That’s the last of Never-Almost, the land who’s inside is almost all coast
Where the gummy bears hang from the trees
Where they eat strictly with sporks, and never say pork
And feed honeysuckle flowers to the bees.


Lol, I like this =D This

Lol, I like this =D

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"Never, never give up. Unless you get really tired." -Ellen Degenres

E | Fri, 03/13/2009

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

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My work here is done.

Anna | Fri, 03/13/2009

I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief

This is fun, and very Dr.

This is fun, and very Dr. Suess-ish. I like it. :D
"Sing as if no one is listening;
Dance like no one is watching;
Live as if you will die tomorrow;
Love like it will never hurt."
-Old Irish Saying

Clare Marie | Fri, 03/13/2009

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins [The Lord of the Rings]


Haha, this is great :D

Tamerah | Sat, 03/14/2009

that's fun!

that's fun! :-D


"We never need to be economical in our imaginations, thank heaven."
-Anne Blythe, "Anne of Ingleside"

KatieSara | Sun, 03/15/2009


"Are all humans like this? So much bigger on the inside?"

Lol! Very nice,

Lol! Very nice, sunshine!

Anonymous | Mon, 03/16/2009

This is funny! I like the

This is funny! I like the whipped cream gladiator fights!

"The meek tyrannosaurus, victim of an innocent misunderstanding, tears like heck across the prehistoric valley." - Calvin and Hobbes

Bridget | Mon, 03/30/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya


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