Bird Toes, Ice, and Probable Consequences (So...not probable but still!)

An Essay By Madeline // 2/1/2011

Okay so...the world outside my window is covered in ice. And the branches are coated. And it looks really slick. So I'm not chancing it. I mean, figure this: I go out, slip, go spiraling down a hill, go flying because I hit a trashcan, and land in a pond and the ice breaks and then I get soaked and I try to climb back up the hill but before I can make it I freeze in a solid block of ice and a trash car comes and picks me up and takes me to Antartica, where I stay frozen for three thousand years until an alien uncovers me.

So, not very likely...but still...

Plus, since the branches are frozen ice, how come the poor bird's toes are not freezing? Aren't their feet cold? Mine would be!! And why are birds still here? It's February!!! :o

Anyways...

The End of my bizarre essary. :)

Comments

LOL

I like this :) It's not quite so bad here, but it's really cold.

Laura Elizabeth | Wed, 02/09/2011

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The best stories are those that are focused, unassuming, and self-confident enough to trust the reader to figure things out. --

http://lauraeandrews.blogspot.com/2014/05/dont-tell-me-hes-smart.html

LOL

I like this :) It's not quite so bad here, but it's really cold.

Laura Elizabeth | Wed, 02/09/2011

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The best stories are those that are focused, unassuming, and self-confident enough to trust the reader to figure things out. --

http://lauraeandrews.blogspot.com/2014/05/dont-tell-me-hes-smart.html

Thanks! haha

:) This was a spur-of-the-moment essay, the shortest I have written, and just for fun! hehe

So thank you for commenting on it! 

Madeline | Thu, 02/10/2011

everything was better when/you would call and I'd be like/yeah babe, no way

Haha!

I love the endless serious of unfortunate events at the beginning of this essay that state how you feel about the cold :) The sad part is, my life is a lot like your essay! Just the crazy events that is! Great short essay!

Wings of Eternity | Mon, 03/14/2011

"Be an example to all believers in what you say, in the way you live, in your love, your faith, and your purity." 1 Timothy 4:12

LOL!!!

Poor Wings of Eternity! LOL! :) If your life is anything like this essay...they'll find you frozen solid in a block of ice three thousand years from now. That would actually be kind of epic, though...haha :)

Madeline | Tue, 03/15/2011

everything was better when/you would call and I'd be like/yeah babe, no way

You're Right!

You're quite right HomeschoolGirl! That would be quite epic! However, I wouldn't feel sorry for me though! It's the people three thousand years from now that I would feel sorry for LOL! They'd be begging in a week to send me back in time ;P

God Bless!

Wings of Eternity

Wings of Eternity | Tue, 03/15/2011

"Be an example to all believers in what you say, in the way you live, in your love, your faith, and your purity." 1 Timothy 4:12

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