Oh, The Insanity Of Dreams!
It's official. The things that transpire in my dreams are the most creative and bizarre things I have ever come in contact with. I swear that no one has had experiences like mine. I know that some people dream that they can fly, or that they have super powers, or something un-graspable like that....but those things are at least semi-normal. Those are the things that we can day dream about during the day when we are conscious.
You know, I have a lot of random, crazy, off the wall dreams, but those aren't on the 'how can a brain even think that way' list--which is the list that you are about to experience. Read the following if you want to see if you agree that some things are just too weird to think about, and dream about. :)
First, have any of you ever had a dream in another language? I have. It wasn't that weird, but it was funny seeing as it had no apparent explanation. My whole dream was in spanish. Everyone talked Spanish and understood it. I kind of have to admit, it got fun after a little while.
Have you ever had narrator dreams? Where there is little dialog and a narrator talks throughout the dream? I have. But what was worse was when I was the narrator and couldn't talk to anyone in the dream, while talking about them. "As Margaret reached the corner of the street she turned and looked over her shoulder..." Yeah...really annoying.
Have you ever had half of a dream? I have. Not like half as in the amount of time, but literally you could only see people from their waists down? I call it my leg dream. Everything I saw was from a really low perspective. But, it wasn't because I was short in the dream, the top half of the dream was just plain black. A cut off dream. It got really annoying since I didn't know what anyone looked like, or who's voice I was hearing.
Have you ever had a dream in black and white? I have. My old time dream. :P
Have you ever dreamt nothing? I have. Meaning of course that you see nothing but black and only hear what's going on. Talk about talented if you can actually understand and follow everything by sound effects...
Have you ever had a dream where you're just an outsider and don't actually take part in any of the action? Almost like your watching it on a screen? I have. It was very observant.
Have you ever had a dream where you went back in time? I have. To the 60's. Eelch. It was terrible, you should have seen my wardrobe!
Have you ever had a really really real dream? I have. Sadly it had to be about what it would be like to be a Martyr. I don't think I've ever been the same since that one.
Have you ever had a dream about your teeth falling out? I have. Actually, that's something that happens to me at least once a month in my dreams. Weird. :P
Have you ever had a static dream where everything is drowned out by a constant radio static noise? I have. Headache.
Have you ever dreamt that you were dreaming of having a dream in your dream in the dream that you were dreaming in your dream? I have.
I think this last one completely tops them all. Have you ever been two different people in a dream at the same time? I have! Let me tell you, it was creepy. I had double identites. Yeah, I'm not joking. And if my characters were seperated and were in different scenes my dream split in half vertically and I successfully acted the two parts. At the same time. Now thats some serious multitasking. What got really mind boggling was when my characters had long deep conversations with each other.
My dad's theory is that I watch too many movies. I'm not quite sure I agree with him...........yet.