In 2009

An Essay By Tori // 1/1/2009

Okay everyone, it's time to ask yourself a couple of questions. I mean, after all, it is an entirely new year; come on!

1. Most importantly... Have you taken a shower/bath this year? Some of you HAVEN'T????? You really haven't showered since LAST YEAR? You must stink...

2. Have you eaten your favorite food yet? How can it be your favorite food if you haven't had it in the WHOLE ENTIRE 2009?

3. Written in your diary yet? As a matter of fact, have you even written anything?? Geeze, whoever teaches you must give you a ton of slack!

4. Played outside? My goodness, you're such a couch potato!

5.Read a book? I mean, an entire book? Really, they're not that bad...

6. Done a handstand? Or, even TRIED?

7. Thought at all? (Trust me it's ok to say no to that one)

8. Called your BFF? Not since 2008? Come on, phone chats aren't as great as the real thing, but at least you can try it!

9. Slept? Are you trying to set a World Record here?

10 AND FINALLY...

Jumped off a cliff?

Maybe you should try some of this stuff before people say you're BORING...

P.S. Please, don't do that last thing,
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE, I don't want it showing up on my college application form...

Comments

LOL!!!

Lol, that was really funny!

"Every recording studio needs a rubber chicken." -Joe Jonas

"My red hair gives me superpowers!"-some person's t-shirt

E | Thu, 01/01/2009

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

Ha!

hahaha ... i went to a sleepover last night:)
i acctually did sleep:D
i was in bed at like 2somethin or 3. who knows!
n yah.
o! and we watched 'Princess Bride'
we played a game called like 'curses' or soemthing, and i got these curses, i had to do wutever the person on my right did, so like if she clapped im suppost to, or wutever. so she got a curse saying like wenever someone says the name of a food she has to clap so so do i, and then my other friends go tthis one like that htey had to bow and howl like a wolf wenever someone clapped, and then this other guy got one that he had to has his wrists stuck to his chest! omgoodness hahaha.
anyway yah... hmm...
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The unperfect person, in the unperfect world, surrounded by unperfect people, with an absolutely perfect God!

Velocity | Thu, 01/01/2009

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The Truth will set you free.

I actually have read a whole

I actually have read a whole book since the beginning of 2009. :P

“Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.” - G.K. Chesterton

Delaney | Fri, 01/02/2009

“Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.” - G.K. Chesterton

?

wut book?
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The unperfect person, in the unperfect world, surrounded by unperfect people, with an absolutely perfect God!

Velocity | Fri, 01/02/2009

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The Truth will set you free.

thanks

Thanks guys! I don't know why I wrote this, honestly. It was probably because my younger brother was bugging me about how I hadn't taken a shower since last year, even though he NEVER takes tham himself...

"Dancers are the Athletes of God"-Albert Einstein

Tori | Fri, 01/02/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

Velocity - It was Manalive

Velocity - It was Manalive by G.K. Chesterton

“Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.” - G.K. Chesterton

Delaney | Fri, 01/02/2009

“Fairy Tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.” - G.K. Chesterton

hmm

hmm I haven't read it. I read Obadiah today! (in the Bible hehe)

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The unperfect person, in the unperfect world, surrounded by unperfect people, with an absolutely perfect God!

Velocity | Fri, 01/02/2009

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The Truth will set you free.

I have! I've jumped off a

I have! I've jumped off a Cliff! And, you know, there were sharp rocks at the bottom. Ha! (Now where is my right arm and third toe?)

The Brit | Sat, 01/03/2009

hahaha!

well like a couple years ago ppl i know would go to (the blue hole) n thered be like a highish up cliff ok ok it wasn't that high. like 30ish feet? n they'd jump from it into the water. but i didn't do it! that water is probly so cooold!
but then ppl weren't suppost to anymore cuz a current or something??
hm
anyway....
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The unperfect person, in the unperfect world, surrounded by unperfect people, with an absolutely perfect God!

Velocity | Tue, 01/06/2009

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The Truth will set you free.

LOL, I know I did on of

LOL, I know I did on of those! :0) I called my best friend on the dot at midnight and talked for an hour. :0)
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The leprechauns made me do it!!

Heather | Tue, 01/06/2009

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And now our hearts will beat in time/You say I am yours and you are mine...
Michelle Tumes, "There Goes My Love"

oo

i heard this on the radio.
on a talk show.
this guy takes his daughter/s
and like five of their friends and they go on New years eve and on the stroke of midnight they jump into i think Lake Washington,!! omgoodness, had to be like freeeeezzzinggggg, but the dad i guess he doesn't like going to parties with alot of alcohol or wtuever so he takes them, and i guess he was bundled up. or for the weather u know. and so yah.

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The unperfect person, in the unperfect world, surrounded by unperfect people, with an absolutely perfect God!

Velocity | Tue, 01/06/2009

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The Truth will set you free.

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