The Doohimkles and the Terrible Horrible Awful Sad Very Disappointing Day

Fiction By Tori // 5/8/2009

MR. DOOHINKLE: Dear, we have a problem.

MRS. DOOHINKLE: Did you plant a coconut tree AGAIN????

MR. DOOHINKLE: No. Today is a terrible horrible awful sad very disappointing day.

MRS. DOOHINKLE: Really. Did the car roll over a stapler?

MR. DOOHINKLE: Nope

MRS. DOOHINKLE: Did you die your cat magenta?

MR. DOOHINKLE: No

MRS. DOOHINKLE: Did the candles all fall into the bathroom sink?

MR. DOOHINKLE: Nadda

MRS. DOOHINKLE: Did Fred jump over a goat?

MR. DOOHINKLE: I wish.

MRS. DOOHINKLE: Do you have an urge to climb a kiddie slide?

MR. DOOHINKLE: NO NO NO!!

MRS. DOOHINKLE: Then whatever is the matter???

MR. DOOHINKLE: I’m terribly horribly awfully sadly very disappointingly HUNGRY!!

MRS. DOOHINKLE: Dearest me!!!

The End

Comments

Horrors! I can't imagine

Horrors! I can't imagine actually having to live with them though. Insane as I am, it would try my self-control greatly.

"Life is a series of idiots all trying to be more profound than the last idiot. And in a moment someone will come along and try to say something more profound than what I have just said." - unknown, to me anyway.

Bridget | Mon, 05/11/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

yes

you probably couldn't pay me to live with them...

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"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Mon, 05/11/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

Haha! It would

Haha! It would be...erm....interesting to live with them :). I would rather live with them than the Dursleys, though!!!

~Erin~

Snape took the page bearing Lily's signature, and her love, and tucked it inside his robes. Then he ripped in two the photograph he was also holding, so that he kept the part where Lily laughed, throwing the portion showing James and Harry..AWW

E | Mon, 06/15/2009

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

Who are the Dursleys? "It is

Who are the Dursleys?

"It is man's inherent nature to scare himself silly for no good reason." - Calvin and Hobbes

Bridget | Mon, 06/15/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

people

they are Harry Potter's very mean aunt and uncle...I know what you mean, Erin.

"Yes, I have a godfather," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizarding prison and now he's on the run. He still likes to stay in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy...Harry Potter To Vernon Dursley, Book 3

Tori | Tue, 06/16/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

I really need to read these

I really need to read these Harry Potter books.

"It is man's inherent nature to scare himself silly for no good reason." - Calvin and Hobbes

Bridget | Tue, 06/16/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

yes...

yes you do!!!

"Yes, I have a godfather," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizarding prison and now he's on the run. He still likes to stay in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy...

Tori | Wed, 06/17/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

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