The Doohinkles Go to a Party

Fiction By Tori // 2/23/2009

Story #2 of the crazy people...

MRS DOOHINKLE:So, honey, we have been invited to a party today.

MR DOOHINKLE:Ah. You know what? I like watching fish in conga lines.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Really. Well. Gooey, Looey, Dooey, and Fred should come with us, I think. I will tell them to find a derby car and starfish to bring.

MR DOOHINKLE:Nothing wrong with them starfishes.

MRS DOOHINKLE:What we need to decide is how to get there.

MR DOOHINKLE: Yeah, well, we could take the green car.

MRS DOOHINKLE: No,we won't take anything except our pig-cycles.

MR DOOHINKLE:Fine. But I want to observe some stars from the top of Lady Liberty at noon.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Whatever. Let's go.

At the party---

MR DOOHINKLE:Lady, I tell you, one more love song and I might have to eat a fish stick.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Please don't. We don't need another tree in our front yard.

MR DOOHINKLE:I saw you died your hair.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Yes. I think the green with yellow streaks goes so well.

MR DOOHINKLE: Have you seen our sons?

MRS DOOHINKLE: Yes, I have. Dooey is balancing a fork on his earlobe, Gooey is eating honey covered tomatoes, Looey is trying to do the jitterbug on his head, and Fred is...

MR DOOHINKLE:Just talking. I swear, there is something wrong with that kid. He acts too normal.

MRS DOOHINKLE: I wish I could arrest the store clerk at Wal & P's. He always puts my eggs on the top of the bag. I don't like whole eggs!

MR DOOHINKLE: Quite right. But I must get going. I still want to bungee jump off the Eiffel Tower.

The End

Comments

Tori, these are hillarious!

Tori, these are hillarious! Write more!

Sarah | Tue, 02/24/2009

"Sometimes even to live is courage."
-Seneca

Blogging away!
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LOL

LOL
This is great. :D
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"Elves and Dragons! Cabbages and potatoes are better for me and you. Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you." — Hamfast Gamgee (the Gaffer)

Clare Marie | Tue, 02/24/2009

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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins [The Lord of the Rings]

thanks!

lol thx trust me these are to fun to write to be stopped!

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"Preach the Gospel. Use words if nesscesary." Anonymous

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Tori | Tue, 02/24/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

Random indeed.

Random indeed. :)
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In this sinful world there is no such thing as "peace" unless someone strong enough is willing to protect and defend it. -Norm Bomer, God's World News

Anna | Tue, 02/24/2009

I have hated the words and I have loved them, and I hope I have made them right. --The Book Thief

HAHA! These are hilarious!

HAHA! These are hilarious! Please keep writing! :) lol

Teal | Wed, 02/25/2009

LOL, awesomeness!!! ~Erin~

LOL, awesomeness!!!

~Erin~

"Well Adam, the bad news is we're running out of time, the good news is I'm going to be the only one talking. Words aren't necessary but I would like to give you a standing ovation." -Simon Cowell, Mad World. ONCE IN A LIFETIME!!

E | Mon, 05/04/2009

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

Haha! We shall dance the

Haha! We shall dance the dance of randomness, and play chess with blue tomatoes! (I am just trying to be random, in my defense.) This was awesome, Tori. I'm off to read the next one!

"Life is a series of idiots all trying to be more profound than the last idiot. And in a moment someone will come along and try to say something more profound than what I have just said." - unknown, to me anyway.

Bridget | Mon, 05/11/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

I have actually had a dream

I have actually had a dream where there were blue tomatoes, and the blue was not to be believed. So, so pretty.

"Life is a series of idiots all trying to be more profound than the last idiot. And in a moment someone will come along and try to say something more profound than what I have just said." - unknown, to me anyway.

Bridget | Mon, 05/11/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

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