The Doohinkles Return!!!

Fiction By Tori // 5/1/2009

Guess what everybodeeeeee!!! I am bringing the Doohinkles back! I don't know why, but I was reading them and I was wondering why I stopped! So.....

MRS DOOHINKLE: Dearest me, Mr Doohinkle.

MR DOOHINKLE:What happened? Did Louie find a slipper-shaped chocolate?

MRS DOOHINKLE:Quite wrong. He just loves get well baloons.

MR DOOHINKLE:Then whatever is the matter?

MRS DOOHINKLE:Fred wants to go to summer camp.

MR DOOHINKLE:I tell you, that kid gets odder everyday. I do so love picture frame parades.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Honey please. Everyone knows the only proper picture frame celebrations happen in Mexico on April the twenty-third.

MR DOOHINKLE:Anyway, summer camp? For Fred? I would rather him jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.

MRS DOOHINKLE: How barbaric! He would injure his pinky toe. I believe he should go to Day-Die summer camp.

MR DOOHINKLE: Why there in paticular?

MRS DOOHINKLE: They die their elbows a different color every day of the week besides Thursday.

MR DOOHINKLE:But Thursday is the best day to watch chickens run around with their heads cut off.

MRS DOOHINKLE: Alas, that is true. But on Thursday of this summer camp everyone drives to Alaska and fishes for pirahanas.

MR DOOHINKLE:I quite like this camp after all.

MRS DOOHINKLE:Good. I'll go on Fashion Today's website and sign him up.

Comments

Hee Hee

Hee hee, the Doohinkles are so random, I think they are really funny, and I am glad that you brought them back!!!
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"Their most active years are the first six months"--Old Fashioned Girl, referring to cats.

Kendra | Fri, 05/01/2009

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"Are you sure this water is sanitary? It looks questionable to me! But what about bacteria?"--Tantor the elephant from Tarzan.

hehe, I love the Doohinkles.

hehe, I love the Doohinkles. :P
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"Gold in its natural state is but dull, unornamental stuff and only lowboard metals excite the admiration of the ignorant with its ostentatious glitter. However like the rest of the world I go on underestimating men of gold and glorifying men of mica." ~Mark Twain

Sarah | Fri, 05/01/2009

"Sometimes even to live is courage."
-Seneca

Blogging away!
busyscribbler.wordpress.com

oh...why thank you

I do take some credit for their randomness,being so absuredly random meself! I love pickles!!!

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"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Sat, 05/02/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

There is no family like the

There is no family like the Doohinkles
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"There's a differnce between food and a meal."
-My bro and I have no idea what it means either

Keri | Sat, 05/02/2009

:D

Yay for the Doohinkles! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it!
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"Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!" --Edna Mode (the Incredibles)

Ariel | Sun, 05/03/2009

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"To produce a mighty book, you must choose a mighty theme. No great and enduring volume can ever be written on the flea, though many there be that have tried it." -- Herman Melville

thanks...

thanks for the great comments guys---I really like to hear that I'm doing pretty well!

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"Jesus is like Tide. He washes away what others leave behind." Anonymous

Tori | Sun, 05/03/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

Lolzzz!!! Funny, it sounds

Lolzzz!!! Funny, it sounds like something me and my friends would come up with =)

~Erin~

"Well Adam, the bad news is we're running out of time, the good news is I'm going to be the only one talking. Words aren't necessary but I would like to give you a standing ovation." -Simon Cowell, Mad World. ONCE IN A LIFETIME!!

E | Mon, 05/04/2009

"You were not meant to fit into a shallow box built by someone else." -J. Raymond

I don't know how you thought

I don't know how you thought up this series, but it's brilliant in it's stupidity. Maybe someday you can publish a collection or something.

"Life is a series of idiots all trying to be more profound than the last idiot. And in a moment someone will come along and try to say something more profound than what I have just said." - unknown, to me anyway.

Bridget | Mon, 05/11/2009

"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question." - Harun Yahya

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a collection... The Timeless Doohinkle Classics by Our very own Tori!
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
"The music is all around you. All you have to do...is listen." August Rush, one of the BEST movies EVER!!!

Tori | Thu, 05/28/2009

“Oh Ronnie! I can’t believe you’re a prefect! That’s everyone in the family!” said Mrs. Weasley.
“What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?”
–George Weasley

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