Submitted by j. Glen pollard on Tue, 04/01/2014 - 00:40

Where do I start, where do I begin
Thinkin’ of words like “How you’ve been?”
I suddenly bumped into you for a moment
And I tell myself “Don’t freak out guy, just hold it.”

I feel the sweat beginning tp come
Making me feel dumb
What are you doing here,
What more can I bear?

So I remember how it all began
About a girl whose name was Anne:

It started in Seattle a two years ago
On a the night of darkness and cold
We were sitting nice n’ snug in a caffee.
I’ll remember all my life that day.

Several The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit crack-fics I wrote #2

Submitted by Aredhel Írissë on Sun, 02/09/2014 - 16:30

Gandalf: A palantir is a dangerous tool, Saruman.
Saruman: No, it is not.
Gandalf: *Grabs palantir and throws at Saruman*
Sarumon: *Is hit in the head* *Falls over* Ooowww!!!
Gandalf: Told you it was dangerous. *Walks off*

Frodo: I’m going to trust this liar and murderer and not you. I’m going to make you go all those hundreds of miles back to the Shire, though you're the most loyal servant anyone could ever ask for. Go marry Rosie. Now get outta' my life.

Several The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit crack-fics I wrote

Submitted by Aredhel Írissë on Sat, 02/08/2014 - 21:55

Tauriel: You like killing things, orc? You like death? Well then let me give it to you! *Lops orcs head off*
Thranduel: TAURIEL!!
Tauriel: Something the matter?
Thranduel: I was going to question that orc!
Tauriel: And then what? Kill it? You couldn’t have gotten anything out of him…except lies.
Thranduel: *Indignant* Believe it or not, pointy-eared she-elf, orcs don't lie.
Tauriel: Says who?
Thranduel: Says me.
Tauriel: You! Ha! *Laughs an evil elf laugh*
Legolas: Um…
Tauriel: Legolas, tell your dad orcs lie!

Monday Thru Wednesday/The Moon Will Rise/Confused About What Direction My Life Should Take/some ranty autobiographical essay prose poetry

Submitted by E on Thu, 11/14/2013 - 05:09

DISCLAIMER: Mild language, edited out with asterisks :).

At 1:15am the moon will rise over a greenish Uranus, I don’t know what to say to him, I say I’m in love but yet I hate these awkward pauses, football football farmer’s almanac, maybe I’m not as desperate as I thought, yes he is attractive and wonderful, but this is sort of liberating, we’re just friends I am declaring it as true.


Submitted by E on Thu, 10/24/2013 - 21:24

1. First Dates
I’ll never forget the first time he ran his hand through my hair. I was engulfed in the way he looked at me: like I was a treasure, like I meant something. I’ll remember the chilly autumn air and the shudder in my bones when his chapped lips met mine. I’ll remember how embarrassed I was when I pulled away from him in surprise. “Nonono, I didn’t mean to, do it again!” I recall crying, shoving my hands in my pockets. I remember how he laughed at me and after a period of begging, he kissed me again with his chapped lips and I didn’t pull away.

On the Horizon

Submitted by E on Sun, 08/18/2013 - 23:17

1. Summer Wine
My dreams still taste like summer and wine
Vivid flashes of sunsets and freedom
I looked out into the horizon and remembered
The words you whispered in my ear too many years ago
And I smiled.

2. On the Horizon
Vivid wild taste of freedom
Open my eyes to a never ending horizon
If this is what the future looks like
I can’t get there fast enough

3. Bliss
You make me forget
Who I am
And who I want to be
I’m someone else entirely
I think I might like it

It's a Bittersweet Thing

Submitted by E on Sat, 08/10/2013 - 02:32

1. When He’s Happy
The kind of smile you want to keep around
Crinkling eyes invite you in
Envelope you in understanding
Silent laughter, it makes the room glow

2. Too Much
You look so tired
Why can’t you just sleep
Tell them to figure it out
You don’t have to hold their hand
Go, darling, take a rest
It’s going to be okay.